Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.