Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

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Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.