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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.