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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

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What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.