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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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Why was the violin coach arrested?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

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Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.