What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

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Caesars.

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Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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Type Eh.

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A mushroom.

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Her batteries were dead.

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They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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Because people might think you have a stutter.

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.