What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff (I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff (I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook