Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

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Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.