Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

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How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

Because they can't spell "read it".

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Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.