Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.