Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"

What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.