Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

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Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

How are feminists and bad hacker groups similar?

Both can't take down anything.

Happy People Jokes More Happy People Jokes

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into?

Difficult