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Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.