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Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.