Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

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How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.