March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

Previous Random Joke Next

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

Weep Jokes More Weep Jokes

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.