How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.