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How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

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What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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What was Camelot famous for?

It's knight life!

What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.