Because of all the *ripostes*
OP delivers.
None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Because it's too wet to woo.
They always riposte.
Because they always riposte.
Because they do well with Ripostes.