Because they're greasy
He likes it dirty.
Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
Re-fried beans!
A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
He was not being reared right!
Because it's Greek.
Hushpuppies.
Greasy, old kernals
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
