Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

Can't complain

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

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Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection