Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

What do you call four Mexicans drowning?

Cuatro sinko

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord