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Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

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What's a cokeheads favorite TV show?

Whose Line is it Anyway

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines