Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.