Because they can't even.
Is it in.
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound
A family friend paying a visit.
A six pack and a potato
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.
Because 5 8 13!