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Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

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What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why do the French hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.