Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.