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What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

California Jokes More California Jokes

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

Pacific Jokes More Pacific Jokes

What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific?

Nothing. It just waved.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers