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What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's wrong?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Pacific Jokes More Pacific Jokes

What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific?

Nothing. It just waved.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers