What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

Pacific Jokes More Pacific Jokes

What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific?

Nothing. It just waved.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers