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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.