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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.