Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircra...

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Promote Jokes More Promote Jokes

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!