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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Promote Jokes More Promote Jokes

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.