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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

To study economics.

Promote Jokes More Promote Jokes

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.