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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

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How does a sea urchin search the internet?

Sea urchingine

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

Promote Jokes More Promote Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.