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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Promote Jokes More Promote Jokes

What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!