What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

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How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

How would you describe frankenstein's birth?

Shocking!

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Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

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How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer