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Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Snow Woman Jokes More Snow Woman Jokes

Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

Hollow Jokes More Hollow Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.