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Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!