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Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot