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Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

Text-us

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.