3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
It's a touchy subject.
Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.