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Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

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Why is Yoda the worst copilot?

Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

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Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

What's the first sign of football in the Bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!