Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

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Why is Yoda the worst copilot?

Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

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Why don't you trust me?

She texted both the guys simultaneously.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Why do you when you sign to a Dating site?

More bang for your buck!!!! (Wow, that was bad)

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."