Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"
Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.
Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.
Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
They have a hard time opening up
Because all of their broads are in Atlanta
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
A SoCal Justice Warrior.
Because he was in Sidious.
Darth Vader.
An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.
You keep hearing about them, but you never see one
