Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"
Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!
A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
Jack of all Spades
Premature Edraculation
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
They asked.
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
So people can read her lips.
He reads lips.
Whittle by whittle.
Start with a brief introduction.
Because he was god's profit.
Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.
Half of them are lyin'.
He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.
