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Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

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What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

Got a pencil and worked it out.

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A handshake

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

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A meanderthal

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Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

Because their lipstick

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What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick