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Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Avon Lady Jokes More Avon Lady Jokes

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

Because their lipstick

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Avon Jokes More Avon Jokes

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick