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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.