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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

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A sub routine.

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This club can't even handle me right now

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches