Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!