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What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

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Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

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Konnichihuahua

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JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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What was that?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

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Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

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What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.