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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.