Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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Have you heard of stray chickens

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

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He walks into a bra.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.