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Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

How did it work?

We haven't spoken for five years".

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What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady