Because they're all out of cervix
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
At your cervix, m'lady
