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Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

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Krautsourcing

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He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix