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How did it work?

We haven't spoken for five years".

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.