Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.