Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.