Phone Directory Jokes

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?

They outsauced it.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Wong Number Jokes More Wong Number Jokes

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.