Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
Damn, I sure got some hot wings!
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
The Desolation of Smog.
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
He says "wong"
Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.
Ricesis
There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!