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Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Towel Ban Jokes More Towel Ban Jokes

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.