Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

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I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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EXFOLIATE!

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Because of the towel ban

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.