Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.