Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"