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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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God Jokes More God Jokes

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.