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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"