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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.