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Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

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When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back