Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!