Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

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How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me...

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.