Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

V2 Allah's Snackbar.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace