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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

What does an Anime Mathlete say?

Notice me 7pi!