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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose: