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What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Why is there so little Black literature?

Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.

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What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

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What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force