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What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Which country's capital apologises for its religion?

Islamabad.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?