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What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.