What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The republican presidential candidates.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.