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What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented mince?

A leper playing guitar.

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace