Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.