Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They are two tired.

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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.