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Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

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Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.