Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

Because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.